Archive for February 28, 2008

Meet your daemon!

{ February 28, 2008 @ 2:54 pm } · { Uncategorized }
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golden-compass-17.jpg pan.jpg  Last weekend, I went to my local picture house and caught a showing of The Golden Compass. I was so impressed with it, I’m now slightly obsessed with the film. And any memorabilia to go with it. In fact, I have just got back from Waterstones, where I decided to make my first ‘I’m obsessed with The Golden Compass’ purchase – a very cool bookmark.If you haven’t seen the film, then I suggest you do. It blew me away. If you have seen it, then you’ll know what a daemon is. To find out who your daemon is, simply take the test by clicking on the link below. My daemon was a chimpanzee called Leonodis or something. Typical. I hate primates! http://www.goldencompassmovie.com/    

Not winning the lottery: it shouldn’t happen to ME!!!

{ February 28, 2008 @ 8:54 am } · { Being back in the UK, Uncategorized }
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I’ve just checked last night’s winning lottery numbers and it appears that the people at Lotto have got them wrong. You see, they should match the numbers on my ticket but unfortunately, they don’t. There must be some kind of mix up. I’m very disappointed. Do they not think I deserve to win? After everything I’ve been through and everything I’m having to put up with in this absolute hell hole of a country! Forget Help the Aged and Save the Children and the sodding RSPB, I’m a worthy cause and I deserve the 10 million (or whatever it is).