I’ve just checked last night’s winning lottery numbers and it appears that the people at Lotto have got them wrong. You see, they should match the numbers on my ticket but unfortunately, they don’t. There must be some kind of mix up. I’m very disappointed. Do they not think I deserve to win? After everything I’ve been through and everything I’m having to put up with in this absolute hell hole of a country! Forget Help the Aged and Save the Children and the sodding RSPB, I’m a worthy cause and I deserve the 10 million (or whatever it is).
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