Since hating is what I do best, I have decided to compile a list of just a few of the things I hate the most. However, since this is the internet and lots of eyes will be scouring this page from time to time, I will have to water it down a little. Therefore, there will be things I haven’t included because many of you will see it as ‘un PC’. I hate:
- • Chavs, scruffs and roughs
- • Rain
- • Coldness
- • R ‘n’ B/Rap/Garage and the stinkin’ attitude which goes with it
- • British public transport
- • Britain, come to think of it
- • Chewing-gum covered pavements
- • Rubbish bins and dirt
- • Flushing the toilet in the middle of the night (way too scary)
- • McDonalds (like eating hell)
- • Clowns
- • Pigeons
- • Being ill/having toothache
- • Women, especially loud, opinionated ones with voices like foghorns
- • Sci-fi films
- • Women who men consider ‘good looking’ ( Mirror, mirror on the wall; please make them drop dead so I can be the fairest of them all)
- • People who can’t see past their front driveway (there’s a big world to explore – take a step into the unknown)
- • 9 – 5/The ratrace
- • Dog sh*t (particularly on shoes)
- • Screaming babies (especially on British public transport)
- • Sirens (police cars/ambulances)
- • Tarts (of the female kind, not dessert)
Recommended track for the day: ‘Cool To Hate’ by The Offspring.
