Archive for March 13, 2008

Nightmares

{ March 13, 2008 @ 3:12 pm } · { Being back in the UK, Uncategorized }
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Freakin’ out.


Ok, I don’t really want to say much about this subject because I’m really, REALLY freaked out right now, but basically, I had a horrible dream last night. I dreamt that someone I knew had died and I woke up this morning feeling really upset. Then, this afternoon I got an email from my friend Megan, asking me to call her. I gave her a call and it turns out a guy we knew in Spain has been found dead in a hotel room. Coincidence or premonition? Who knows…


Recommended track: ‘Nothing Lasts Forever’ by Echo & The Bunnymen.

The 10 Commandments: Mission Impossible!

{ March 13, 2008 @ 10:08 am } · { Being back in the UK, Uncategorized }
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 The 10 Commandments:
Totally unachievable in the 21st Century!
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  1. You shall have no other gods before me. 
Prove to me that you exist and I’ll think about it!
      
   2. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
Oh for god’s sake. 
        
   3. Observe the sabbath day and keep it holy, as the LORD your God commanded you. Six days you shall labor and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to the LORD your God; you shall not do any work.
No work for just ONE day? God, I try not to do any work as often as possible! 

   4. Honor your father and your mother, as the LORD your God commanded you, so that your days may be long and that it may go well with you in the land that the LORD your God is giving you.
 My days are long alright, but my folks aren’t to blame for that!

   5. You shall not kill 
 Does that include insects? If so, I may have to be considered a murderer!
         
   6. Neither shall you commit adultery.
 Too late!
   7. Neither shall you steal.
 Oh come on! EVERYBODY steals at some point!
   8. Neither shall you bear false witness against your neighbor.
 I don’t know my neighbours!
          
   9. Neither shall you covet your neighbor’s wife.
 I’m certainly NOT a lesbian! 

  10. Neither shall you desire your neighbor’s house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
 Why would I desire someone’s donkey? Do they mean ‘ass’?


Recommended track of the day: ‘God! Show Me Magic’ by Super Furry Animals.