Brunettes have more fun. Fact.
Inspired by an article on The Times website and annoyed by the fact that my boyfriend helped a little bleach-blonde bitch put her heavy bag into the shelf above the her seat on the train this morning (while I gritted my teeth and tried to remain calm), I have decided to tell the world how and I why I despise those with artificial blonde locks.
Firstly, I would suggest you read this article. Secondly, I’ve had a bad experience with blondes (I’m talking men here but will get onto bimbos in a second).
I find blonde men vain. They think they can have anything and anyone they want and at any quantity. So, what I’m basically saying is, they like to have their cake and eat it.
However, my issues don’t really lie with the blonde male population, it’s those peroxide whores I can’t stand.
Why do men stare at them/lust after them/like them? I just don’t get it! They’re fakes! They’re afraid to be themselves! I bet they all got bullied at school or were rejected at some point in their lives so they now crave attention.
I once bleached my hair blonde. I was 14 years old and I thought it would make my then boyfriend fancy me more. It didn’t. And the attention I got was negative.
“Blonde-haired slag” shouted some random girl as I walked through a council estate one day. That’s when I realised there was nothing fun about having blonde hair. If I was a slag (which I wasn’t), I could understand it but the kid didn’t even know me, so the insult was based purely on my peroxide bonce.
Once I’d dyed my hair dark again, there was a huge sigh of relief from the lads at school, some even confessed to fancying me, which was nice!
These days, I just can’t take artificially blonde women seriously. They look cheap, they look dumb and they look easy.
In my opinion, brunettes look much more sophisticated, shiny, healthy, professional and sexy.
So, next time you reach for the bottle (of bleach, that is), just remember, people think you’re a whore! And there’s nothing fun about that! Ha!
I hate all you bimbos!
Recommended track: ‘Once and Never Again’ by The Long Blondes.
