Brunettes have more fun. Fact.
Brunettes have more fun. Fact.
Inspired by an article on The Times website and annoyed by the fact that my boyfriend helped a little bleach-blonde bitch put her heavy bag into the shelf above the her seat on the train this morning (while I gritted my teeth and tried to remain calm), I have decided to tell the world how and I why I despise those with artificial blonde locks.
Firstly, I would suggest you read this article. Secondly, I’ve had a bad experience with blondes (I’m talking men here but will get onto bimbos in a second).
I find blonde men vain. They think they can have anything and anyone they want and at any quantity. So, what I’m basically saying is, they like to have their cake and eat it.
However, my issues don’t really lie with the blonde male population, it’s those peroxide whores I can’t stand.
Why do men stare at them/lust after them/like them? I just don’t get it! They’re fakes! They’re afraid to be themselves! I bet they all got bullied at school or were rejected at some point in their lives so they now crave attention.
I once bleached my hair blonde. I was 14 years old and I thought it would make my then boyfriend fancy me more. It didn’t. And the attention I got was negative.
“Blonde-haired slag” shouted some random girl as I walked through a council estate one day. That’s when I realised there was nothing fun about having blonde hair. If I was a slag (which I wasn’t), I could understand it but the kid didn’t even know me, so the insult was based purely on my peroxide bonce.
Once I’d dyed my hair dark again, there was a huge sigh of relief from the lads at school, some even confessed to fancying me, which was nice!
These days, I just can’t take artificially blonde women seriously. They look cheap, they look dumb and they look easy.
In my opinion, brunettes look much more sophisticated, shiny, healthy, professional and sexy.
So, next time you reach for the bottle (of bleach, that is), just remember, people think you’re a whore! And there’s nothing fun about that! Ha!
I hate all you bimbos!
Recommended track: ‘Once and Never Again’ by The Long Blondes.
red Said:
on April 8, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Holy bitterness batman!! This is by far the funniest blog I’ve read of yours. Tis bursting with passion, although somewhat misdirected!! I’m guessing here… but please correct me if I’m wrong…I think you have issues.
To use such angst ridden language against the blondes of this world without real justification, apart from having a bad experience with blonde men, to back up your attack just smacks the lips of jealousy!
Men will lust, stare, like anything that tickles their pickle regardless of hair colour. The dumb, easy, cheap look you are associating with blondes is just a stereotype, tis a shame you fallen for that.
And please, come on… “so they now crave attention.” A musician is an attention junkie. Writing a blog is demanding attention. Everyone in the world likes attention!!
Look at me look…please… someone…anyone… see me amongst the crowds!!
So if you change the colour of your hair you are fake? Are you not allowed to change how you look without being branded a fake? How many people do you know who are 100% real? How true to yourself are you?
“I’m a million different people from one day to the next”
Recommended track – Verve – Bitter Sweet Symphony
rebelette Said:
on April 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Ha! I knew this post would cause controversy! Firstly, we all have the option to be blonde. People are usually jealous about things they can’t have but I could be blonde if I wanted to. Therefore I’m not jealous! Secondly, how many women aged 20+ do you know with NATURAL blonde hair (who aren’t Skandies)? Yep, I thought so, none. Therefore, having blonde hair is as unnatural as having pink hair or green hair and you don’t see fellas lusting after characters on Fraggle Rock, do you!
We all want attention, I agree. But making yourself look like a total tart in order to do so, aint my style!
I hate blondes and I’m entitled to my opinion!
Woo hoo!
Recommended track: ‘I Predict A Riot’ by Kaiser Chiefs.
red Said:
on April 8, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Ok I accept your point about not being jealous, tis valid and well made….
I do in fact know more natural blondes than I do fakers, not exactly sure what “Skandies” means, but anyway you’re wrong on that little point.
Gail Porter, personally speaking I think she is an incredibly attractive woman and she has no hair!! The colour of someones hair doesn’t make them a tart, nor does it make them fake. To judge someone on the colour of their hair alone and form such a basic opinion of that person…is…well…erm…dumb!!
You are entitled to your opinion…but it’s a rrrrrrrrubbish one!!
I figure you know your bits and bobs about music, well what about Madonna? Do you “hate” her?
Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay!!
Recommended track – Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
rebelette Said:
on April 9, 2008 at 11:30 am
I’m not bitter! I thought we’d established that! All I’m saying is I hate blondes, just as you might hate Marmite or seafood! There’s nothing wrong with disliking someone or something, whether there is justification for it or not.
I hate carrots too. I’m not even sure why. Perhaps it’s the colour. Maybe it’s the texture or even the shape. I don’t care. I hate them and that’s that.
And yes, I do hate Madonna but that’s because she’s too old to be flashing her bits and pieces (and she’s got arms like a bloke). Oh, and her music’s shite. I hope that’s justified that one for ya!
As for Gail Porter, I agree, she is cute but I wasn’t talking about her, I was talking about your regular, everyday slagamuffins, like the one on the train this morning.
I hate her.
Recommended track: ‘Miss Misery’ by Elliott Smith.
red Said:
on April 9, 2008 at 12:01 pm
I can’t recall why I mentioned Gail Porter now…bloody sure I had a good point some where??!!
Anyway hate away rebel girl…I’m off to dye my hair blonde and become a dumb slag!!
Recommended track – NWA – Express Yourself